This was the Survival Kit I was given at the Sunday lunch in my honor. As you puruse the assortment of products specifically chosen for me, see if you can figure out the underlying message. Yes, that's right. It's "Man, are you old!"

The worst part is, I actually picked several of these things from the bag and thought, "Oh, I can use this."

Anyway, it was my original intention to string several pictures together in a single post to build the humor, but Blogger is being stubborn and Picasa only allows one picture per upload. So, I'll have to post several messages with a picture-a-piece.